This is the funny raccoon coffee t-shirt you didn't know you needed, and honestly, same energy as the raccoon on it.
"Heavily Caffeinated, Mildly Feral" says what most of us are too tired to explain. A wild-eyed trash panda, a coffee cup, and zero apologies. If that sounds like you (or someone you love), you've found the shirt.
Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a crew neck and short sleeves; the kind of t-shirt that actually gets worn, not folded into a drawer. The smooth print surface keeps the artwork sharp and readable, which matters when the whole joke is in the details.
Wear it on coffee runs, late shifts, weekend errands, or any occasion where "business casual" just isn't going to happen. It makes a dead-easy gift for coffee lovers, night shift workers, nurses, night owls, coworkers, raccoon fans, and anyone whose personality has been described as a little feral.
Details:
Soft, comfortable unisex fit
High-quality print that holds up wash after wash
Available in multiple sizes
Lightweight fabric, great for everyday wear
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 85°F), with similar colors.
