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I Will Eat the Last Slice Then Act Surprised It's Gone - Funny Raccoon T-Shirt (Unisex)
I Will Eat the Last Slice Then Act Surprised It's Gone - Funny Raccoon T-Shirt (Unisex)
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You didn't see anything. The pizza box was already empty. Probably.
This raccoon graphic tee is for everyone who has ever demolished the last slice and immediately perfected their most innocent expression. Featuring a detailed pencil-style illustration of a wide-eyed raccoon sitting over an empty pizza box, this shirt captures that chaotic little gremlin energy we all carry inside.
Why you'll love it: Whether you're deep in the feralcore aesthetic, obsessed with raccoons, or just someone who relates a little too hard to a trash panda making questionable food choices, this tee was made for you. The vintage-inspired black-and-white artwork gives it a timeless, editorial feel that pairs with literally anything (especially pizza-stained hoodies).
A gift that gets it: Know someone whose spirit animal is a dumpster raccoon with zero regrets? This makes the perfect gift for animal lovers, pizza lovers, meme lovers, and anyone whose chaotic energy deserves to be immortalized in cotton.
Details:
- Soft, comfortable unisex fit
- High-quality print that holds up wash after wash
- Available in multiple sizes
- Lightweight fabric, great for everyday wear
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors.
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